"Yeah," Doosh snorted. "Sure it doesn't. And your parents would have been totally fine with you bringing home some poor chick."

Banging her, sure. Bringing her home? DOOSH HAD HIS DOUBTS. He watched TV! He knew how these things worked!

"So you went to some private school on an island to learn how to fit in." Commence more eye-rolling. "Yeah. I can see how much that helped. Won't even go to a party on Friday night with your fuckin' roommate. Too plebeian for you?"

Yeah. 'Plebeian' had helped Doosh schore a 470 on his Verbal SATS!