"Yeah, yeah, your little high school girlfriend," Doosh replied, rolling his eyes. "The one who's probably banging the entire football team while you're gone."

Though if she were smart, she'd keep banging Warren, too. Everyone knew that high school girls loved to brag about all the college dick they got.

"You know it's kind of pathetic to still be hung up on some girl just because she let you finger her behind the bleachers at Homecoming, right?"

Just checking.

Again.

[I'm sorry! I just keep finding ways to make him more offensive!]