Yeah. That totally sounded interesting. If you were a lame fucking loser with no life outside your fucking high school girlfriend.

So, yeah. No wonder Warren's narrative thought it was the most awesome thing ever.

"Oh my fucking god," Doosh said, stomping back to his bed and flinging himself onto it. Oh, hey. That's where that issue of Maxim went. Hello Angelina...Wait no!

This was no time to get distracted!

"You are fuckin' unbelievable, you know that? Do you even know what day it is?"